ultraspicy:

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

  1. dont have a crush

I have a friend named Kyle who has never liked a girl before, and he’s the chillest, coolest, weirdest, random people I know so moral of the story that is the moral of the story. He also likes to tell me stories about his grandfather who’s Hispanic with like, 6 names total that i still can pronounce or memorized

“so uh, kyle.. have you ever.. uh.. ya know.. liked a girl before?”

“i’m leaving.”